CHARACTERS OF DRAMA
Kiki Permata Sari – 11309028 As Mbok Rondo (Mother Of Klenting)
Marisa Fran Lina – 11309039 As Red Klenting
Philip Yasika – 11309037 As
Purple Klenting
Lutfiatul Khusniah – 11309045 As Blue Klenting
Nurzamti Ningsih – 11309040 As Green Klenting
Umi Aisyah Sulistyaning Tyas – 11309032 As
Yellow Klentinga
Sari Hidayah – 11309027 As
Mbok Menah (Mother Of Ande-Ande Lumut)
Ahmad Rif’an Hadi – 11309050 As
Ande-Ande Lumut
Yuda Arif Prasetyo – 11309029 As Yuyu Kangkang
Prabowo Putro Awaludin – 11309033 As Assistant
Indrasakti Nur Pratama – 11309028 As Wira
Drama:
"Andhe2 Lumut"
AN EMPTY STAGE, THERE IS A DECORATION WITH RURAL NUANCE, IT SOUNDED gending JAVA MUSIC. Mbok Menah/kiki SIGN IN WITH CARRYING Tampah CONTAINED RICE, THEN SHE INTRODUCE HERSELF to the audiences.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "The audience…please allow me to introduce my self, I am Mbok Menah/kiki. I am the mother of klentings. Well…… You need to know that I am very proud to have children of beautiful, clever, healthy, devote to their parents and definitely obedient. Anyway… there is nothing to match them all over the village. You know???,,, I think that’s all for my introduction,,, because,,, I want to cook and my children have not had breakfast.
AFTERTHAT, Mbok Menah/kiki EXIT FROM STAGE. MUSIC SOUNDS HARD , accompanied the influx of KLENTINGs. THEN, THEY INTRODUCE THEIRSELVES.
K. Abang/marisa: "Assalamualaikum ... ... the audience ... LET me introduce ourselves,,,,,,,,we are klentings, the children of Mbok Menah. My name is Red Klenting, you know! I am the oldest one!"
K. ijo/zamti: "My name is Green Klenting."
K. Blue: "I am Blue Klenting." STYLIST AND FIERCELY
K. Purple: And I am Purple Klenting "
K. Abang/marisa: "The audience, we are LOVE my mother sooooooooooooooo much. Because…our mother gave us freedom. It means that mommy trust us, doesn’t it my sisters? "
K. ijo/zamti: "Absolutely! We are still young. Our young age should be utilized with the best, life is only one time. So, dont be wasted ... hi ... hi ... hi ... "
K. Abang/marisa: "Well, my sisters! Stop2! let's go, we must help mommy cook! Come on!"
KLENTING-KLENTING WILL EXIT from STAGE, BUT suddenly YELLOW KLENTING came.
K. yellow/tyas: "Excuse me ... excuse me ... ... SPADA …………..kolonuwun ..."
KLENTINGs DIRECTLY TURN AROUND to KLENTING YELLOW (underestimate view). RED KLENTING APPROACHed YELLOW KLENTING.
K. Abang/marisa: "who are you??? And whom are you going to see?"
K. yellow/tyas: "I ... I ... I am a homeless wanderer. I also do not have parents. I beg you to make me your sister ... please ... "
K. ijo/zamti: "What?? U Want to live here? Sorry! There is no place. "
K. Purple: "Yeah! You better find somewhere else! Here… the place is full! Go away! "
K. yellow/tyas: "Please ... I beg you ... I can help u in everything ... please ..."
K.abang: "Plas plis plas plis! The speech is so weird! Go Away! No level! "
KLENTING YELLOW still FORCE BUT UNTIL there was a commotion. Mbok Menah/kiki Came FROM inside of the house.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "My children ... what is going on? it sounded the fuss! What is the matter?" (Then came Klenting Mbok Menah/kiki Yellow)
"Wow ... who's this? You’ re so pretty, dear ...? "
K. yellow/tyas: "... I am a wanderer Mom ... I do not have parents, I do not have a house ... I live alone ... so please help me Mom? I want to be the part of this family, please ... ..."
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Plis ...? Plis, what’s that, dear? "
(Mbok Menah/kiki asked the children)
K. Abang/marisa: "... never mind MOM,, just cut it out! There is no point in responding to her. "
K. Purple: "Yeah ... anyway our house is full,isn’t it Mom? the rooms is full!"
Mbok Menah/kiki: "ok2, calm down! Mommy is confused. (come to Yellow Klenting) Dear, pretty girl ... Mommy will let you stay here. But you have to help out here, ok? "
K. yellow/tyas: "Wow ...! Thank you ... thank you mom! "(As she kissed the mommy’s hand many times, the other klentings are uncomfortable) =>underestimate
Mbok Menah/kiki: "ok ...ok…ok,,, emmm, by the way,,,, what’s your name, dear?"
K. yellow/tyas: "I do not know,,,," (K. Yellow looks confused)
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Well ... mmm ... because of your yellow clothes so I gave you a name ... Yellow Klenting."
OTHER KLENTINGs FELt furious, BUT YELLOW KLENTING looked very happy.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Well…..please join your sisters now. Just go there!"
K. yellow/tyas: "okay mom... ..."
Gending JAVA / CAMPUR SARI MUSIC. Mbok Menah/kiki and the KLENTINGs EXIT from the STAGE.
Scene II
EMPTY STAGE, YELLOW KLENTING SIGNed in and sweeping.
Yellow K.: "The audiences….I am very grateful, because I have a home now, but my sisters doesn’t keep clean this house or filthy Although I was treated like a housemaid, that's fine, as long as my goal to find KAKANG INU KERTAPATI is successful. But something that I wondered…….. my sisters behavior is very weird. When I clean their rooms, Ifound some butts. Last night, I found some bottles of beer in their rooms, and they often back home at night. But mbok Nah doesn’t know about it. Certainly, it was due to wrong fellowship.
SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A LOUD MUSIC, KLENTINGs SIGNed in to THE STAGE WITH their SPECIAL FEATUREs. THEyARE SMOKING, BRING BOTTLEs of BEER and STAGGERED.
K. Abang/marisa: "Heh, Yellow Klenting! where is mommy? "(Said harshly)
K. yellow/tyas: "She is in ..."
K. Abang: "ok! ... That’s all! Get out of the way! Come on my sisters; let’s make a party in my room.”
KLENTINGs OUT of STAGE by a loud musical accompaniment.YELLOW KLENTING continued sweeping. THEN, Mbok Menah/kiki CaME and HELPed YELLOW KLENTING. Afterwards, they watched TV and a TV BROADCASTER delivered AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Py.TV: "announcements 2X... .... people who feel women and fulfill the requirements, a man from across the village is looking for a mate to be his life companion."
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Wow! This is a good news! my children! Red Klenting, Green Klenting, Blue Klenting, Purple Klenting ...! Let it all here! "
ALL of KLENTINGs SIGN in to THE STAGE.
Chorus: "What’s the matter, Mbok?" (some of them)
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Listen Dear... Cah Ayu! Recently TV broadcast on via sekilat info, that Si Ande-ande Lumuten, eh ... ups! Wrong! mighty Ande-ande Lumut are looking for a wife. This is an opportunity for you! Hurry up! You leave immediately! Before the registration is closed! Let's go faster! "
ALL KLENTING SEEMS VERY CHEERFUL.
K. yellow/tyas: "Mom, what about me?"
K. Abang/marisa: "Heh, you're just stay at home! With mommy! "
K. ijo/zamti: "Yeah, anyway,,,, you are not level! Ande-ande LUMUT will not receive you, get it! "
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Yes dear ..., You're just stay at home with me,,,
YELLOW KLENTING GRUMBLED.
(all salaman dgn simbok satu2)
K. Abang/marisa: "Well mom, we set out!"
K. Purple: "please bless us, mom…….!"
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Sure, my dear….!"
KLENTINGs exit by a loud MUSICal accompanion. The stage is EMPTY.
Scene III
A STRADDLE CRAB OR YUYU KANGKANG SIGNED IN TO STAGE BY DANCING OF CAMPUR SARI "PERAHU LAYAR"MUSIC. A MID OF DANCING, HIS ASS IS PINCHED BY HIS OWN TWEEZERS
YK="auwgh,,,, ... OMG (oh my god)! Apparently, my ass is pinched by my own tweezers.”
AN EMPTY STAGE, THERE IS A DECORATION WITH RURAL NUANCE, IT SOUNDED gending JAVA MUSIC. Mbok Menah/kiki SIGN IN WITH CARRYING Tampah CONTAINED RICE, THEN SHE INTRODUCE HERSELF to the audiences.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "The audience…please allow me to introduce my self, I am Mbok Menah/kiki. I am the mother of klentings. Well…… You need to know that I am very proud to have children of beautiful, clever, healthy, devote to their parents and definitely obedient. Anyway… there is nothing to match them all over the village. You know???,,, I think that’s all for my introduction,,, because,,, I want to cook and my children have not had breakfast.
AFTERTHAT, Mbok Menah/kiki EXIT FROM STAGE. MUSIC SOUNDS HARD , accompanied the influx of KLENTINGs. THEN, THEY INTRODUCE THEIRSELVES.
K. Abang/marisa: "Assalamualaikum ... ... the audience ... LET me introduce ourselves,,,,,,,,we are klentings, the children of Mbok Menah. My name is Red Klenting, you know! I am the oldest one!"
K. ijo/zamti: "My name is Green Klenting."
K. Blue: "I am Blue Klenting." STYLIST AND FIERCELY
K. Purple: And I am Purple Klenting "
K. Abang/marisa: "The audience, we are LOVE my mother sooooooooooooooo much. Because…our mother gave us freedom. It means that mommy trust us, doesn’t it my sisters? "
K. ijo/zamti: "Absolutely! We are still young. Our young age should be utilized with the best, life is only one time. So, dont be wasted ... hi ... hi ... hi ... "
K. Abang/marisa: "Well, my sisters! Stop2! let's go, we must help mommy cook! Come on!"
KLENTING-KLENTING WILL EXIT from STAGE, BUT suddenly YELLOW KLENTING came.
K. yellow/tyas: "Excuse me ... excuse me ... ... SPADA …………..kolonuwun ..."
KLENTINGs DIRECTLY TURN AROUND to KLENTING YELLOW (underestimate view). RED KLENTING APPROACHed YELLOW KLENTING.
K. Abang/marisa: "who are you??? And whom are you going to see?"
K. yellow/tyas: "I ... I ... I am a homeless wanderer. I also do not have parents. I beg you to make me your sister ... please ... "
K. ijo/zamti: "What?? U Want to live here? Sorry! There is no place. "
K. Purple: "Yeah! You better find somewhere else! Here… the place is full! Go away! "
K. yellow/tyas: "Please ... I beg you ... I can help u in everything ... please ..."
K.abang: "Plas plis plas plis! The speech is so weird! Go Away! No level! "
KLENTING YELLOW still FORCE BUT UNTIL there was a commotion. Mbok Menah/kiki Came FROM inside of the house.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "My children ... what is going on? it sounded the fuss! What is the matter?" (Then came Klenting Mbok Menah/kiki Yellow)
"Wow ... who's this? You’ re so pretty, dear ...? "
K. yellow/tyas: "... I am a wanderer Mom ... I do not have parents, I do not have a house ... I live alone ... so please help me Mom? I want to be the part of this family, please ... ..."
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Plis ...? Plis, what’s that, dear? "
(Mbok Menah/kiki asked the children)
K. Abang/marisa: "... never mind MOM,, just cut it out! There is no point in responding to her. "
K. Purple: "Yeah ... anyway our house is full,isn’t it Mom? the rooms is full!"
Mbok Menah/kiki: "ok2, calm down! Mommy is confused. (come to Yellow Klenting) Dear, pretty girl ... Mommy will let you stay here. But you have to help out here, ok? "
K. yellow/tyas: "Wow ...! Thank you ... thank you mom! "(As she kissed the mommy’s hand many times, the other klentings are uncomfortable) =>underestimate
Mbok Menah/kiki: "ok ...ok…ok,,, emmm, by the way,,,, what’s your name, dear?"
K. yellow/tyas: "I do not know,,,," (K. Yellow looks confused)
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Well ... mmm ... because of your yellow clothes so I gave you a name ... Yellow Klenting."
OTHER KLENTINGs FELt furious, BUT YELLOW KLENTING looked very happy.
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Well…..please join your sisters now. Just go there!"
K. yellow/tyas: "okay mom... ..."
Gending JAVA / CAMPUR SARI MUSIC. Mbok Menah/kiki and the KLENTINGs EXIT from the STAGE.
Scene II
EMPTY STAGE, YELLOW KLENTING SIGNed in and sweeping.
Yellow K.: "The audiences….I am very grateful, because I have a home now, but my sisters doesn’t keep clean this house or filthy Although I was treated like a housemaid, that's fine, as long as my goal to find KAKANG INU KERTAPATI is successful. But something that I wondered…….. my sisters behavior is very weird. When I clean their rooms, Ifound some butts. Last night, I found some bottles of beer in their rooms, and they often back home at night. But mbok Nah doesn’t know about it. Certainly, it was due to wrong fellowship.
SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A LOUD MUSIC, KLENTINGs SIGNed in to THE STAGE WITH their SPECIAL FEATUREs. THEyARE SMOKING, BRING BOTTLEs of BEER and STAGGERED.
K. Abang/marisa: "Heh, Yellow Klenting! where is mommy? "(Said harshly)
K. yellow/tyas: "She is in ..."
K. Abang: "ok! ... That’s all! Get out of the way! Come on my sisters; let’s make a party in my room.”
KLENTINGs OUT of STAGE by a loud musical accompaniment.YELLOW KLENTING continued sweeping. THEN, Mbok Menah/kiki CaME and HELPed YELLOW KLENTING. Afterwards, they watched TV and a TV BROADCASTER delivered AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Py.TV: "announcements 2X... .... people who feel women and fulfill the requirements, a man from across the village is looking for a mate to be his life companion."
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Wow! This is a good news! my children! Red Klenting, Green Klenting, Blue Klenting, Purple Klenting ...! Let it all here! "
ALL of KLENTINGs SIGN in to THE STAGE.
Chorus: "What’s the matter, Mbok?" (some of them)
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Listen Dear... Cah Ayu! Recently TV broadcast on via sekilat info, that Si Ande-ande Lumuten, eh ... ups! Wrong! mighty Ande-ande Lumut are looking for a wife. This is an opportunity for you! Hurry up! You leave immediately! Before the registration is closed! Let's go faster! "
ALL KLENTING SEEMS VERY CHEERFUL.
K. yellow/tyas: "Mom, what about me?"
K. Abang/marisa: "Heh, you're just stay at home! With mommy! "
K. ijo/zamti: "Yeah, anyway,,,, you are not level! Ande-ande LUMUT will not receive you, get it! "
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Yes dear ..., You're just stay at home with me,,,
YELLOW KLENTING GRUMBLED.
(all salaman dgn simbok satu2)
K. Abang/marisa: "Well mom, we set out!"
K. Purple: "please bless us, mom…….!"
Mbok Menah/kiki: "Sure, my dear….!"
KLENTINGs exit by a loud MUSICal accompanion. The stage is EMPTY.
Scene III
A STRADDLE CRAB OR YUYU KANGKANG SIGNED IN TO STAGE BY DANCING OF CAMPUR SARI "PERAHU LAYAR"MUSIC. A MID OF DANCING, HIS ASS IS PINCHED BY HIS OWN TWEEZERS
YK="auwgh,,,, ... OMG (oh my god)! Apparently, my ass is pinched by my own tweezers.”
THEN YUYU KANGKANG SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE STAGE BY LOOKING AROUND.
YK= "Huuft….. so lonely,,,,,, How strange! from
morning until now,,,, there has been no customer!"
THEN, KLENTINGs sign in to THE STAGE.
K. Abang/marisa: "emck... so quiet, where is the boat?"
ALL of KLENTINGs are LOOKING FOR the BOAT, suddenly YuYu kangkang came and OFFERed SERVICES.
Yuyu K: "Oooy ... lthe beautiful ladies, where are you going?" (tak gendong mbah surip)
K. ijo/zamti: "Well ... fortunately, there is you, yuyu kangkang. (menghadap yuyu kangkang) Yuyu kAngkang who is nice and handsome, please dong! Help us to cross to the other side of this village, because we want to see Ande-ande Lumut. "
Yuyu K: "Oh ... you Want to go to Dadapan Village. U Want to see aNDE-Ande Lumut, doesn’t it? It's OK as long as I get paid 1 million per person, okay? (sambil ekspresi cuek)
K. Abang/marisa: "Wow, that’s very expensive, we have no much money."
Yuyu K: "Whoa ... if you don’t,,,,,,,,I will go… see you….!" (melambaikan tangan pura2 cuek, siap2 pergi)
ALL OF KLENTINGS APPEARED CONFUSED
K. Abang/marisa: "eh ... eh, wait a minute!" (mendekati yuyu n merayu) Yuyu kangkang ... you are good and handsome! Please dong ... we are assisted, occasionally we can cross without charge….. "
Yuyu K: "What?! No charge! Free?! No…..No….No…. today, nothing is free,honey,,,,, (mencolek genit, yg dicolek agak menyingkir n risih)
THEN, KLENTINGs sign in to THE STAGE.
K. Abang/marisa: "emck... so quiet, where is the boat?"
ALL of KLENTINGs are LOOKING FOR the BOAT, suddenly YuYu kangkang came and OFFERed SERVICES.
Yuyu K: "Oooy ... lthe beautiful ladies, where are you going?" (tak gendong mbah surip)
K. ijo/zamti: "Well ... fortunately, there is you, yuyu kangkang. (menghadap yuyu kangkang) Yuyu kAngkang who is nice and handsome, please dong! Help us to cross to the other side of this village, because we want to see Ande-ande Lumut. "
Yuyu K: "Oh ... you Want to go to Dadapan Village. U Want to see aNDE-Ande Lumut, doesn’t it? It's OK as long as I get paid 1 million per person, okay? (sambil ekspresi cuek)
K. Abang/marisa: "Wow, that’s very expensive, we have no much money."
Yuyu K: "Whoa ... if you don’t,,,,,,,,I will go… see you….!" (melambaikan tangan pura2 cuek, siap2 pergi)
ALL OF KLENTINGS APPEARED CONFUSED
K. Abang/marisa: "eh ... eh, wait a minute!" (mendekati yuyu n merayu) Yuyu kangkang ... you are good and handsome! Please dong ... we are assisted, occasionally we can cross without charge….. "
Yuyu K: "What?! No charge! Free?! No…..No….No…. today, nothing is free,honey,,,,, (mencolek genit, yg dicolek agak menyingkir n risih)
YUYU KANGKANG IS
THINGKING ABOUT SOMETHING FOR A WHILE. HE LOOKED SERIOUS, KLENTINGS WAITED
IMPATIENTLY.
k.biru: what do you think of? Hurry up!
Yuyu k: "AHA! I have a splendid idea!
Chorus: "What ... what ... .???" lets tell us!!
Yuyu K: "like this…..." (mereka mendekati yu2) after arriving on the destination... I ask,, all of you will kiss me,,, do u agree? "
KLENTINGS FELT SHOCKED AND CONFUSED, THEN THEy Held a MEETING BRIEFLY.
K. Abang/marisa: "Alright…, we agree. Anyway,,, we soon got there! "
Yuyu K: "okay ... okay."
CAMPUR SARI "BOAT SCREEN " MUSIC SOUNDed. YuYu Kangkang and KLENTINGs exit…..then, after for a while, YuYu kangkang SIGN in to the STAGE AGAIN.
Yuyu K: "... wow,,,,,,,,the kisses are so awesome!" (sambil geleng2 kepala, pipine bekas merah2)
YELLOW KLENTING SIGN in, THEN she looked CONFUSED looking for a boat. Then, yuyu kangkang offered some services DIRECTLY
Yuyu K: "Hey ...! pretty girl! you definitely want to cross, don’t you? There was no boat here, all the boats sank to the bottom of the sea! What if I help you to cross? But after that, you must kiss my right and left cheek, do u agree? "
YELLOW KLENTING CONFUSED FOR A MOMENT, THEN SHE AGREED.
K. Yellow: "Alright, I agree."
Yuyu K: "Okay ...! Siip...! Lets go…..!!"
A SONG OF CAMPUR SARI "PERAHU LAYAR” SOUNDED, BUT BEFORE THEY ARRIVED AT THE DESTINATION, YELLOW KLENTING SMEARED HER FACE AND HANDS WITH DIRT FAST, SO IT MAKES YUYU FELT DISGUSTED.
Yuyu K: "Ouch…. what smell is it? (menoleh ke arah klenting kuninng) hwuokkk…… (ingin muntah) apparently you are so smelly. Just Go away! I'm dizzy! "
YUYU KANGKANG RAN AND EXIT FROM THE STAGE, YELLOW KLENTING GIGGLED THEN ALSO TO THEN WENT OUTSIDE THE STAGE.
Scene IV
ANDE ANDE LUMUT-ON STAGE WITH MBOK RONDO AND HIS ASSISTANT WHO BROUGHT a stofMAP AND a BIG PENCIL.
A. Moss/lumut/yudha: "Mbok ... ? How many women are enrolled? "
M. Rondo: "Ouch ... Le, simbok yo dont know, just ask it to the assistant. I have already paid for expensive, one semester, Rp 1.500.000, - why you could not give us information?
Assistant: "Mbok! Don’t do such kind of corruption! You know,,, mbok? my salary is only Rp 100,000, you said Rp 1.500.000,-? ?? well,,,about the application... until this day, there have been already 999 participants, boss!.
A. Moss: " Wow... great quantities!!!.so... What about today."
Assistant: "Until this moment, we are still waiting."
M. Rondo: "LE…..you are so impatient to marry a girl? just wait for a moment,,, till a lot of girls who want to apply."
SUDDENLY THERE WAS CAMPUR SARI MUSIC… THE KLENTINGS CAME
Chorus: "Kulonuwun ... SPADA ..."
M. Rondo: " Ten. Assistant. Hurry up,, let’s see…. Probably they want to apply….
Assistant: "Yupz!! Please…..come in,,,, I’m sure that these beautiful ladies would meet Ande-ande Lumut, aren’t you?.
K. Abang/marisa: "Absolutely assistant, we want to sign up!"
Assistant: "okay,,,, but there are some requirements, what are the requirements, Mbok?"
M. Rondo: "hmmmm,, how could you forget it, Ten? Refresh your mind, where is you put the notes? How forgetful!!
Assistant: "Oh yes!! I remember! here mbok in my pocket hehe sorry mbok,,, the forgetful illness from mbok infected me… hehe
M. Rondo: "ssssssssst! That is secret! just read the requirements."
K. Blue: "what? the requirements? We don’t apply a job, right?."
K. Abang/marisa: "Sir assistant ... do not doubt to us .... aren’t we beautiful?"
Assistant: "Heh ...! Don’t talk too much! If you do not like,,, just get out of here! "
Chorus: "Uh ... yes ... yes! We promise to obey with all requirements! "
THEN,,, ALL KLENTING ARE NOISY
Assistant: "well... all of you, listen me carefully…..the requirements are: "
1: She must be beautiful, and pass the PPL (praktek kerja lapangan) plus acc from Mr. Ruwandi
2: She Must be able to sing melodiously and got A+
3: She Must follow the medical tests, can run 100 meters without breathing.
4: Lips should be complete and not chipped, the articulation must be clear
is that clear? Alright,, I will call the 1st participant Red klenting....
ALL KLENTINGS, ONE BY ONE TESTED BY MBOK RONDO DADAPAN.
Assistant: "it isTime to Notice!"
ALL KLENTINGS were NOISY, they thought, they were CHOSEN, THEN.,, YELLOW KLENTING CaME.
K.kuning: "Kulonuwun SPADA ... ... ... excuse me ... I want to enroll."
Assistant: "Please ... please ..., but like another participants, the lady must pass several requirements such as:
1: She must be beautiful, and pass the PPL (praktek kerja lapangan) plus acc from Mr. Ruwandi
2: She Must be able to sing melodiously and got A+
3: She Must follow the medical tests, can run 100 meters without breathing.
4: Lips should be complete and not chipped, the articulation must be clear.
A: Mbok there are girls who want to apply again, but she is different mbok? She is smelly…. Are you ready…. Mbok? "
THEN MBOK RONDO DID A TEST TO YELLOW KLENTING.
M. Rondo: "Oh what smell is this! Please,,, see your feet, maybe, there is a bit of cat’s poop stick on your feet??
Yuyu k: "AHA! I have a splendid idea!
Chorus: "What ... what ... .???" lets tell us!!
Yuyu K: "like this…..." (mereka mendekati yu2) after arriving on the destination... I ask,, all of you will kiss me,,, do u agree? "
KLENTINGS FELT SHOCKED AND CONFUSED, THEN THEy Held a MEETING BRIEFLY.
K. Abang/marisa: "Alright…, we agree. Anyway,,, we soon got there! "
Yuyu K: "okay ... okay."
CAMPUR SARI "BOAT SCREEN " MUSIC SOUNDed. YuYu Kangkang and KLENTINGs exit…..then, after for a while, YuYu kangkang SIGN in to the STAGE AGAIN.
Yuyu K: "... wow,,,,,,,,the kisses are so awesome!" (sambil geleng2 kepala, pipine bekas merah2)
YELLOW KLENTING SIGN in, THEN she looked CONFUSED looking for a boat. Then, yuyu kangkang offered some services DIRECTLY
Yuyu K: "Hey ...! pretty girl! you definitely want to cross, don’t you? There was no boat here, all the boats sank to the bottom of the sea! What if I help you to cross? But after that, you must kiss my right and left cheek, do u agree? "
YELLOW KLENTING CONFUSED FOR A MOMENT, THEN SHE AGREED.
K. Yellow: "Alright, I agree."
Yuyu K: "Okay ...! Siip...! Lets go…..!!"
A SONG OF CAMPUR SARI "PERAHU LAYAR” SOUNDED, BUT BEFORE THEY ARRIVED AT THE DESTINATION, YELLOW KLENTING SMEARED HER FACE AND HANDS WITH DIRT FAST, SO IT MAKES YUYU FELT DISGUSTED.
Yuyu K: "Ouch…. what smell is it? (menoleh ke arah klenting kuninng) hwuokkk…… (ingin muntah) apparently you are so smelly. Just Go away! I'm dizzy! "
YUYU KANGKANG RAN AND EXIT FROM THE STAGE, YELLOW KLENTING GIGGLED THEN ALSO TO THEN WENT OUTSIDE THE STAGE.
Scene IV
ANDE ANDE LUMUT-ON STAGE WITH MBOK RONDO AND HIS ASSISTANT WHO BROUGHT a stofMAP AND a BIG PENCIL.
A. Moss/lumut/yudha: "Mbok ... ? How many women are enrolled? "
M. Rondo: "Ouch ... Le, simbok yo dont know, just ask it to the assistant. I have already paid for expensive, one semester, Rp 1.500.000, - why you could not give us information?
Assistant: "Mbok! Don’t do such kind of corruption! You know,,, mbok? my salary is only Rp 100,000, you said Rp 1.500.000,-? ?? well,,,about the application... until this day, there have been already 999 participants, boss!.
A. Moss: " Wow... great quantities!!!.so... What about today."
Assistant: "Until this moment, we are still waiting."
M. Rondo: "LE…..you are so impatient to marry a girl? just wait for a moment,,, till a lot of girls who want to apply."
SUDDENLY THERE WAS CAMPUR SARI MUSIC… THE KLENTINGS CAME
Chorus: "Kulonuwun ... SPADA ..."
M. Rondo: " Ten. Assistant. Hurry up,, let’s see…. Probably they want to apply….
Assistant: "Yupz!! Please…..come in,,,, I’m sure that these beautiful ladies would meet Ande-ande Lumut, aren’t you?.
K. Abang/marisa: "Absolutely assistant, we want to sign up!"
Assistant: "okay,,,, but there are some requirements, what are the requirements, Mbok?"
M. Rondo: "hmmmm,, how could you forget it, Ten? Refresh your mind, where is you put the notes? How forgetful!!
Assistant: "Oh yes!! I remember! here mbok in my pocket hehe sorry mbok,,, the forgetful illness from mbok infected me… hehe
M. Rondo: "ssssssssst! That is secret! just read the requirements."
K. Blue: "what? the requirements? We don’t apply a job, right?."
K. Abang/marisa: "Sir assistant ... do not doubt to us .... aren’t we beautiful?"
Assistant: "Heh ...! Don’t talk too much! If you do not like,,, just get out of here! "
Chorus: "Uh ... yes ... yes! We promise to obey with all requirements! "
THEN,,, ALL KLENTING ARE NOISY
Assistant: "well... all of you, listen me carefully…..the requirements are: "
1: She must be beautiful, and pass the PPL (praktek kerja lapangan) plus acc from Mr. Ruwandi
2: She Must be able to sing melodiously and got A+
3: She Must follow the medical tests, can run 100 meters without breathing.
4: Lips should be complete and not chipped, the articulation must be clear
is that clear? Alright,, I will call the 1st participant Red klenting....
ALL KLENTINGS, ONE BY ONE TESTED BY MBOK RONDO DADAPAN.
Assistant: "it isTime to Notice!"
ALL KLENTINGS were NOISY, they thought, they were CHOSEN, THEN.,, YELLOW KLENTING CaME.
K.kuning: "Kulonuwun SPADA ... ... ... excuse me ... I want to enroll."
Assistant: "Please ... please ..., but like another participants, the lady must pass several requirements such as:
1: She must be beautiful, and pass the PPL (praktek kerja lapangan) plus acc from Mr. Ruwandi
2: She Must be able to sing melodiously and got A+
3: She Must follow the medical tests, can run 100 meters without breathing.
4: Lips should be complete and not chipped, the articulation must be clear.
A: Mbok there are girls who want to apply again, but she is different mbok? She is smelly…. Are you ready…. Mbok? "
THEN MBOK RONDO DID A TEST TO YELLOW KLENTING.
M. Rondo: "Oh what smell is this! Please,,, see your feet, maybe, there is a bit of cat’s poop stick on your feet??
THEN MBOK RONDO, ASSISTANT AND ANDE-ANDE LUMUT had a MEETING WHICH WILL choose a GIRL for ANDE-ANDE LUMUT.
Assistant: "it is Time for the announcement, .. based on the results of the meeting,,,,,,, the decision is ... ....
Klenting Abang: From the results of testing, you are infected HIV virus.
Klenting Blue: From the results of your testing,,,,,, you often smoked and drank liquor, due to a free fellowship.
Klenting Ijo: From the results of testing, and physically,, you looked thin but your stomach is so big because of many worms inside….. hiiiiiiiii,, jijay,,,
Klenting Purple: From the results of testing, you are affected by anemia .... because it is visible from your pale face.
So in conclusion, all of you can not keep healthy, so you are unacceptable and your cheeks,, there are lips print of yuyu kangkang
Klenting yellow ... from your test results, you have no disease, so you're the chosen girl. "
YELLOW KLENTING IS STANDING AND GREETED BY
ANDE-ANDE LUMUT DIRECTLY.
Yellow K: kang mas INU KERTAPATI,,,,,,,,,
Yellow K: kang mas INU KERTAPATI,,,,,,,,,
A.
moss: "... Diajeng……..finally……I Found u…… (Naff).
THE END
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